Ep37 Willy BaDonka and the Insanity Factory

Timothy Chalamet doesn’t actually have a badonk but we discuss the multiverse of the new Wonka movie, reveal of the Cocoa Conspiracy, and ponder how many Oompa Loompas Timothy needs to enslave to evolve into Gene Wilder. Just kidding, the Oompas enslave the Wonkas with their insane interest rates - seriously these guys are vicious loan sharks. I took one cocoa bean and now I have to pay back a 10,000 fold debt or something? What the hell is that? I’m not paying it thou- oh god they’re here…they’re coming for me, someone call the authoridsofajbsjgh