We Have That Podcast At Home

So many urban legends on the schoolyard that we’ll never get through them all. Maybe it’s because we dick around too much and only really talk about like five of them.

Episode description here. We play Letterboxdle. Guess the movie from the user reviews.

Serious time. No jokes here. True Crime is the name of the game and my game is True Crime. That made more sense in my head but I refuse to revise these descriptions. We’re talking about The Green River Killer and how shitty PG&E was and how they straight murdered a town and got away with it. Also, demand justice for Angela Garcia.

We pit the dreaded weeaboo against the ruthless Disney adult to see who comes out on top. I wonder who it is, surely it’s not super obvious.

Bah weep graaaaagnah wheep ni ni bong! We’ve reached the finish line of this Transformers series with the classic The Transformers: The Movie.

Hey, Transformers: Rise of the Beasts is the best live action Transformers movie and I’m tired of the slander. Is it a good movie? Eh…but the bar for quality in Transformers live action movies is in the basement.

Bumblebee is a pretty good movie. It has characters with growth. There’s some plot. Decent action scenes. Sure, it feels like a great movie after five weeks of Michael Bay movies, but in reality it’s just okay. Watch Spider-Man Brand New Day.

Let’s just get through this. We watched Transformers 5: The Last Knight. Actually, there were a ton of knights in this so the title itself is nonsense. Maybe this Michael Bay fellow doesn’t know what he’s doing…