We Have That Podcast At Home
The generic brand version of your favorite podcast that’s been severely watered down and overly salted so you don’t notice. Each week we spin a wheel and play Russian roulette with our success. Join us, Rachel and Gamage, in all of our highly informed wisdom, because we are gods with the knowledge of a thousand lifetimes. Experience our bullshit every Sunday.
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35 minutes ago
Santa hires us to help make Christmas hip, and boy we’ve been dying to share our ideas with anyone willing to listen. Just in time for the big day.
Sunday Dec 15, 2024
Sunday Dec 15, 2024
Oh Christmas crimes, oh Christmas crimes, I can’t think up another verse. Did you know criminals don’t take holiday vacations? Check out these weird and funny Christmas crimes.
Sunday Dec 08, 2024
Sunday Dec 08, 2024
We explore how to incorporate your Halloween remnants into the festive seasons and why you should be answering the door expecting trick-or-treaters year round. Also, Rachel has never heard “12 Days of Christmas” aloud ever.
Sunday Dec 01, 2024
Sunday Dec 01, 2024
Can Santa fight the devil? Is Santa’s best friend Merlin the wizard? Can Santa successfully drug all the children in time? Are all of these really answered in the same movie? We try to guess the plots of these whacky Christmas movies and crack the code on what makes a Hallmark holiday movie.
Sunday Nov 24, 2024
Sunday Nov 24, 2024
Solid life advice today. Also providing the answers for what to do when your significant other chops down your family tree, won’t stop rapping, or keeps yelling EMERGENCY over dumb shit. If you’re looking for a community, you have one here.
Sunday Nov 17, 2024
Sunday Nov 17, 2024
We’re therapists today(not really), and our methods of diagnosing rely solely on internet personality tests. Surely, we’ll receive accurate maps of our psyche and in no way will this go awry.
Sunday Nov 10, 2024
Sunday Nov 10, 2024
‘No such thing as a stupid question’ I’m told, but we refuse to stop looking for that question to discredit the rule. We also talk about depression, sex in space, the Keller language, new words for twat swat, and that weird wife of yours who keeps scaring you while you poop. It’s all on the spectrum.
Saturday Nov 02, 2024
Saturday Nov 02, 2024
Don’t let Rachel into your house because she’ll just light all your damn candles. In this episode, we cover the proper procedure for handling an individual feeding rocks covered with peanut butter to birds. Also the appropriate moment to comment on a baby’s name is never.