We Have That Podcast At Home
The generic brand version of your favorite podcast that’s been severely watered down and overly salted so you don’t notice. Each week we spin a wheel and play Russian roulette with our success. Join us, Rachel and Gamage, in all of our highly informed wisdom, because we are gods with the knowledge of a thousand lifetimes. Experience our bullshit every Sunday.
Episodes

4 days ago
4 days ago
We began our trek through the Disney Channel Original Movie universe with Don’t Look Under The Bed, a clear ripoff of the “beloved” and “critically acclaimed” Drop Dead Fred. Rachel insists this will be the worst, but history has proven that she's a liar. I checked, the pool was water first.

Thursday Jul 03, 2025
Ep96 Garbage In Person
Thursday Jul 03, 2025
Thursday Jul 03, 2025
Now you get to hear what we’re like in the same room. Spoiler: It's also bad. Believe me when I say I cut like twelve different rants from this one.

Thursday Jun 26, 2025
Ep95 Rachel Talks Music
Thursday Jun 26, 2025
Thursday Jun 26, 2025
Celebrating the halfway point of 2025, we spill our current picks for favorite albums. Rachel also talks about a lot of albums that aren’t her favorite picks because why not. Control is an illusion. Read Dungeon Crawler Carl.

Thursday Jun 19, 2025
Ep94 Smoking Is Cool
Thursday Jun 19, 2025
Thursday Jun 19, 2025
It’s also disgusting expensive and is actively killing you, that’s the tradeoff for being fly AF. We got some halfway decent distractions from the wildfire happening outside. Don’t jinx it with “how much worse can it get?” because we already did that.

Thursday Jun 12, 2025
Ep93 No Hand Wiping
Thursday Jun 12, 2025
Thursday Jun 12, 2025
How do people without arms wipe? Well we don’t answer it. We also don’t answer a handful of other stupid questions.

Thursday Jun 05, 2025
Ep92 The Other Ewok Movie
Thursday Jun 05, 2025
Thursday Jun 05, 2025
I don't know what you want from us. Yeah, there were two of these life events and by golly we're just innocent men.

Thursday May 29, 2025
Ep91 Of The Star Wars
Thursday May 29, 2025
Thursday May 29, 2025
You know what I think the world needs? More opinions on the Star Wars. So this week, we’ve explored the cream of the crop.

Thursday May 22, 2025
Ep90 Dummy Discourse
Thursday May 22, 2025
Thursday May 22, 2025
We take turns forcing the other into the wrong side of a debate. We employ the dirtiest tactics to win these fake arguments with each other. Gaslighting, backstabbing, lying, pandering, nothing is off the table.